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Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you.

1) Your name? - Vitanee

vitanee is: 
1: when your trying to express the fact that you are super horny. 
2: when asking for a bus ticket. 
3: a word to replace every other word.

1:guy 1: oh jeez man look at that pic! 

guy/gal 2: yeah its soo good! just makes me so vitanee. 
2:hey mate can i have a return vitanee? 
3: vitanee vitanee vitanee vitanee, vitanee! hahaha vitanee? vitanee!

2) Your age? - 14

The age of sexual consent in CANADA. When you turn 14 you can be fucked.

ME: Now that you're 14 we can FUCK! 

HER: *SLAP*

3) One of your friends? - Meg

short and sweet just like her name..a hot girl with a lot of potential for lovin. shes always got some man chasing after her and she has really cool friends (but nobody likes them).

Guy 1: have you seen meg lately? shes looking pretty fine 
Guy 2: yea i really wanted to ask her out but shes already got 3 boyfriends 
Guy: my life is over without meg

4) What should you be doing? – Homework

homework: (Noun) a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor. (See evil,torture, wrong, cruel, unjust, satan, crap)

my satan teacher gave me crap

5) Favorite color? - Purple

Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.

Yo, you gotta come over and smoke, boy! I got the purple!

6) Birthplace? - Thailand

A country where u go for delicious food.

yam-wun-sen, pad thai, larb, rowm-mit, tom-yam-kung and so on.. 
a-roy mak mak ka~*^^*(it's soooo delicious~)

7) Month of your birthday? – July

A month when mostly the hottest girls are born

That girls so hot she must be born in July

8) Last person you talked to? -  Mum

A word americans don't know how to spell 
Also townies use the phrase 'your mum' as an insult

me: fuck off 
Townie: your mum

9) One of your nicknames? - Vit

Coffee 
Came from the word cup-of-it

Bob it's been a long day...grab me a cup of vit.

10) Last ex? - A Prick :)

1. a penis 
2. derogatory term used to sum up the existance of a worthless asshole

That prick stole my girlfriend.