Survey

Because I can & I'm bored.

Do you hide when Jehovah witnesses knock on your door?
Haha, I've only answered the door to one, and I didn't even know what one was and I was stood there for about half an hour in my pyjamas :

Tell me about your dancing style?
I don't really dance :]

Do you have any family traditions?
Roast on Sundays? Aunty Jo and Jandy's on Christmas?

Honestly, do you laugh when people trip for no reason?
Yes!

What is your most used cuss word?
Shit. Fuck. Cunt. Twat.

Do you think it looks silly when people wear socks with sandals?
Yeah :L I point at them and I laugh.

How many speeding tickets have you talked your way out of?
I don't drive, so none :]

If you wake up late, is the rest of your day ruined?
No, I hate mornings. If anything it's improved, unless I have to be somewhere important.

Which side of the bed do you sleep on?
The middle, facing the wall.

Name the seven dwarf's
Sleepy, Angry, Silly, Gayface, Dosy, I don't know.

When you bend over, can you touch your toes?
Yeahh :] & I can hold it for like a minute :D

What kind of drunk are you?
The one that falls over chairs and says and does things she probably shouldn't.

What is the most difficult thing you've ever had to overcome?
Umm, I don't know.

How do you feel about rainy days?
They're annoying. They make your hair look silly and your feet all wet.

Do you think that people mistake your kindness for a weakness?
No, haha.

Can you cook?
Some things. Other times I just fail at everything and burn it.

What is your best dish?
Ummmm, Thai curry? Or chocolate muffins ;]

Have you ever eaten anything disgusting for money?
Nope.

Has anyone of the same sex ever hit on you?
No :L

Do you know anyone who is a pathilogical liar?
I don't actually knowo what pathilogical means :] But I know someone who's a compulsive liar, if that relates in any way.

What about bi-polar?
No.

Is there anyone you know that deserves to get bitch slapped?
Very many.

Why do people drive slow in the fast lane?
Because they're twats? It's health and safety gone mad!

What is something interesting your best friend would tell us about you?
That I'm a twat :L

Is it ever ok for people to marry their second cousin?
Well it's legal isn't it? I dont know. I guess, if they're not related by blood. If they were that'd just be sick.

How many real sit-ups can you do in a minute?
Ummm, none?

Have you ever eaten a crayon?
No, haha.

What is the best pick up line you've ever heard?
'Suck me, beautiful.' Haha.

Have you ever found anything gross in your parents bedroom?
Not really. Condoms? Mehhh.

Besides a toilet, where was the last place you peed?
Erm, where else would I?

Would you rather be a porn star or a prostitute?
Porn Star :L

Would you rather have cookies and milk or crackers and juice?
Cookie and milk :]

If your body odor was a food scent, what would you want to smell like?
Strawberries :]

Have you ever missed someones hand in a high five?
Yeah >.<

Last brand of shoes you had on?
My slippers which are from Sainsbury's :L

Favorite candy bar?
Snickerrrz :]

Where was the last bruise you got on yourself?
Ummm, I have no idea :L

Something amazing's about to happen :]