ROFLCOPTERZ

JUST FOR TEh LULz.

Sam - says:
Hows the kids?
' VIIIIIIIIT; says:
marjeries just startedd kindergarten. she's loving it. little bethel went to market and this little piggy stayed home.
Sam - says:
WHat about little timmy? i love that kid i swear hes gunna play for the NBA one day hes a proper G
' VIIIIIIIIT; says:
oh he's just had another growth spurt. 9'8". mummy's little angel.
Sam - says:
Aww, i got him a present i hope you dont mind
' VIIIIIIIIT; says:
oh that's fine
just as long as it' not shoes. he hates them.
prefers to feel the fresh breeze between his toes you see.
Sam - says:
Na its a 20 pack of marlboro
' VIIIIIIIIT; says:
gooood
' VIIIIIIIIT; says:
goes though about fourty a day
Sam - says:
you see if he gets above 10 ft he cant play proffesinal basketball, so i thought id stop him growing
' VIIIIIIIIT; says:
he's a good child
' VIIIIIIIIT; says:
ahh thank you.
you're a good godfather.
Sam - says:
The bEST!!
Sam - says:
I just feel i gotta do something after i dropped fred out the window on the way back from the hospital
' VIIIIIIIIT; says:
that was a great loss for us all.
Sam - says:
Mm i cant help but feel it was partly my fault
' VIIIIIIIIT; says:
don't blame yourself.
it wasn't your fault the pigeon scared you
Sam - says:
it was big
Sam - says:
i swear it had a gun
' VIIIIIIIIT; says:
it probably did. you know these areas. rough as
Sam - says:
yeah when it gets to the point where the pigeons are packing heat i think its time to move
' VIIIIIIIIT; says:
seriously.
but it's no better elsewhere.
i heard they had bears with machetes in some pats of town!
Sam - says:
Shittt
' VIIIIIIIIT; says:
thats what i said at the PTA meeting
Sam - says:
I gues when you move to Deathland you gotta expect a bit of violence
' VIIIIIIIIT; says:
yeah :/
it explained it all in the brochure, i was just too busy to read it i guess
Sam - says:
I read the blurb
Sam - says:
of course i tend to just pick out words that interest me
Sam - says:
I remember teeth, gouged and hinduism
' VIIIIIIIIT; says:
i remeber the picture on the front. a pleasant country view with a beautiful chocolate man and a samurai.
Sam - says:
Yeah i thought the burning buildings in the backround were just to sell the place